Hold My Wine… This Site’s Under Construction

It’s like contouring—but for code. Glamorous chaos behind the scenes.

🍷 Powered by big dreams, bold ideas, and probably a glass (or two) of cabernet. 🍷

✨ Come back soon for brilliance, beauty, and maybe some... well I forgot. ✨

Anyway In the meantime, Kristi's probably juggling eleventy-seven things, a killer to-do list, all while teaching math and the art of multitasking with grace and sarcasm.

When you're Kristi, even your “under construction” page has better style than most social media profiles.